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Quotes I found absorbing …

April 8, 2010

• Brick walls are there for a reason, they let us prove how badly we want things and keep away who don’t want their dreams badly.

• Experience is what u get when u didn’t get what u wanted.

• When u r screwing up and nobody’s saying anything to u anymore that means they gave up.

January 30, 2010

• “I certainly don’t regret my experiences because without them, I couldn’t imagine who or where I would be today. Life is an amazing gift to those who have overcome great obstacles, and attitude is everything!”

• “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.”

• “Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects”

• “In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is”

• “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education”

• “The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do”

• “He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts – for support, not illumination”

• “A women’s dress should be like a barbed wire fence, serving its purpose without obstructing the view”

• “Diplomacy: The art of letting someone have your way”

• “He was a wise man who invented God”

• “For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong”

• “When the world says, “Give up”, Hope whispers, “Try it one more time”

• “When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on”

• “Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason”

• “Time is what prevents everything from happening at once”

• “Failures are divided into two classes – those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought”

• “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence”

• “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former”

• “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity”

• “A good speech is like a miniskirt – short enough to be interesting, long enough to cover the essentials”

• “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line”

• “Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically”

• “Never ruin an apology with an excuse”

• “America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between”

• “If we think we hear, we no longer listen If we think we see, we no longer look If we think we know, we no longer search”

• “There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies. And the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies”